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In 1925 Naples was
incorporated as a city, and of immediate importance was
the selection of a mayor. Everyone agreed that no one was
more qualified than Speed Menefee. After all, he had been
the official greeter and the town's most fascinating
character since his arrival in 1905. Speed really didn't
want the responsibilities required of the mayor but was
willing to be sworn in and to serve for about 15 minutes.
After the appropriate ceremonies and an acceptance
speech, he resigned and Judge E.G. Wilkerson took over
the office and served for several years.
Speed had served in the Spanish American War and the
general consensus was that he came to Naples to recover
from his war experiences. Others say that Speed was a
"remittance offspring": a member of a prominent
family,who paid him a regular stipend to remain away from
home.
He was the scion of a prominent Kentucky family, and,
along with being the first mayor of Naples he was the
most colorful and eccentric person ever to grace the
Naples scene. Speed
Menefee's "Grandma"
His house on stilts
was on the beach at 17th Avenue South where he and his
"grandma" held forth every evening at cocktail
time. "Grandma" turned out to be a carved
coconut on the bar in Speed's home, and make no bones
about it, "Grandma" required frequent toasts.
On my first visit, I was introduced to her and told to
toast her by "kissin' Miss Betsy," a coconut
shell filled with Kentucky bourbon.
Although there were no fancy hors d'oeuvres there was no
lack of outrageous stories from Speed, told with such
gusto and fervor that it was hard not to believe them. My
favorite had to do with the rattlesnake who attacked the
tires on his model-T Ford. The snake embedded its teeth
in a tire and the air from the tire inflated the snake
until he came right out of his skin.
Speed's house was decorated with what appeared to be
castoffs from a hurricane-ravaged island hut. On the
porch were several battered Peel chairs that must have
come from China with the first homebound missionaries.
Inside were yellowed prints, beaded portieres, rattan
lampshades, turtle shells, walrus teeth, wax flowers,
manatee skulls, Indian rugs and diamondback rattlesnake
backbones. The faded rose-colored pillows thrown around
the weather-beaten sofa were the only touch of civility
in this trashand treasure trove.
No one was ever sure of Speed's exact age. In 1957, he
confessed to being 75, but rumor had it that he was at
least 80 and holding. I had a daily radio show on WNOG
and arranged for Florence Halderman Price, Lindsey
Crayton and Grace Moestetter to come on the show and
reminisce about Speed on his birthday. We taped the
program, which was then aired during Speeds's birthday
party.
Speed never married and claimed to spend most of his time
avoiding the advances of eager ladies who found his
charms irresistible.
In spite of his idiosyncrasies Speed Menefee was the
perfect Southern gentleman. He lived in Naples for more
than half a century, and anyone who knew him was
privileged to share his stories, his humor, his gentle
courtliness, frivolous nature and his zany philosophy
that life was a bowl of cherries. And for Speed, there
just didn't seem to be any pits.
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Note: From When Peacocks were Roasted and
Mullet was Fried (pp. 20-21), by Doris Reynolds,
1993, Naples, FL: Enterprise Publishing, A Division of D.
Reynolds Enterprises, Inc. Copyright 1993 by Enterprise
Publishing. Reprinted with permission of the author. |