Meteorological
experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the world. The pope went on worldwide
TV and said, "This is punishment from God. Prepare to meet your maker." The
president went on TV and announced, "Our scientist have done all they can. The end is
near." The mayor of Seattle came on and said, "Due to inclement weather, this
year's Seafair Parade will be moved to the top of Queen Anne Hill."
(thanks to cathy@the4cs.com)
What's worse than
raining cats and dogs??
HAILING TAXIES !
What did the man step
on when it was raining cats and dogs??
A POODLE !
Climate is what you
expect. Weather is what you get.
The Bermuda Triangle
got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa
Claus is missing.
